…And When Is It Being Delivered?

Coworker #1: Our annual report is going to be delivered today. Please let me know when it arrives.
Coworker #2: How often do we get that?

University of Michigan, Ann Arbor

Posted on January 11, 2023
Coworkers, Education, General Idiocy, Michigan, Questions, Time Management

How Paper-Pushers Glamorize Their Coffee Break

Loner geek, answering phone: The Phoenix rises at 3 pm. (hangs up phone)

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Bec215

Posted on January 11, 2023
DC and Mid-Atlantic, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, Names, On the phone, Time Management

Wanted: Necromancer (This Position Is Part-Time)

Worker #1: Hi, Sally*, my ID has expired. How can I get it renewed?
Worker #2: I suppose the other people on our team will also be expiring soon, too. Do we need to address them now, or should we wait ’til they actually expire also?

55 East Hartland Street
East Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Linda BoBinda

Posted on January 2, 2023
Connecticut, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Questions, Time Management

The Bitch Promises, but Never Delivers

Federal employee to coworker in ladies’ room: Darlene, how long is a dog pregnant?

L’Enfant Plaza
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Just a contractor

Posted on December 31, 2022
Animals, Default, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Service, Time Management, Washington DC

What Smoke-Free Non-Coffee-Drinkers Do on Work Breaks

Reporter to another on deadline day: Hey, you wanna go kick each other in the balls and forget it’s Thursday?

81st Street and Harvard Avenue
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Overheard by: I don’t have balls, but I know the feeling

Posted on December 22, 2022
Employees, Oklahoma, Time Management

11AM Mail Merge

Boss: So then you and Josh will need to mate together the two documents that you’re sending to customers, and include a note explaining why.
Co-worker: Sounds good. Starting in October, [Nathan] and I will send letters to inform all of our customers about our mating.

9630 S. Norwalk Boulevard
Santa Fe Springs, California

Overheard by: Josh