Post doctoral researcher, approaching end of contract: I can see light at the end of the tunnel, but I hope it's not another bastard with a torch holding more work.
KU Leuven
Belgium
Post doctoral researcher, approaching end of contract: I can see light at the end of the tunnel, but I hope it's not another bastard with a torch holding more work.
KU Leuven
Belgium
Teacher: The 6th graders were videotaping themselves at the dance and then posting it on the tube you!
Elementary School
Phoenix, Arizona
Professor: How are you today?
PhD student: I'm not dead.
College Park, Maryland
Professor: Many cultures handle cleanliness in many ways.
Female student: But just because you're OCD about being clean doesn't mean you're not susceptible to getting herpes.
Fullerton, California
Instructor in hallway: Jacob! Where are your clothes, naked boy? Naked boy!
Martial Arts Academy
Virginia Beach, Virginia
Lecturer, discussing cell membranes: So now the membrane has potential… unlike my career.
Physiology Lecture
Melbourne University
Australia
Overheard by: martinasnape
Female teacher: So how did the date go?
Male teacher: It went really well up until the part where I mentioned she resembled Kelsey Grammer.
El Paso, Texas
Overheard by: Lena
Little old Indian professor, struggling to set up lecture on Excel: I am feeling retarded. This is why I don't use those iPods and stuff…I am afraid.
Tufts University
Medford/Somerville, Massachusetts
Overheard by: microsoft excel is pretty evil
Office brute, 15 minutes late to sexual harassment seminar, to female instructor: Sorry, darlin', I hope I didn't miss anything.
Austin, Texas
