Not Porn– Just Hot and Sweaty Men Patting Each Other's Asses.

Marketing freak #1: It's like porn.
Marketing freak #2: Haha… Yeah. It is, I like it.
CEO's assistant: Porn?
Marketing freak #3: Yeah, Sports Illustrated. Have you seen it?

Itasca, Illinois

Overheard by: Walking through an Origy

Posted on August 14, 2015
Admins, Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Illinois, Pop culture, Questions, Sexuality, Sports, Weirdness

Actually These Are Just Designer Cell Phones

Body builder in gray wind pants, pink tank top and new Reeboks: So, do you lift weights?
Girl lifting weights: Sometimes.

Evanston Athletic Club
Evanston, Illinois

Posted on August 7, 2015
Illinois, Questions, Sports, Strangers

That Concludes the Slide Show of Our Guantanamo Vacation –Questions?

Receptionist: For us it was never really about the torture. It was more about the ping pong, or table tennis if you will.

Hewitt, Minneapolis
Minnesota

Posted on July 24, 2015
Compare and contrast, Crimes, Default, Minnesota, Receptionists, Sports, Violence, Weirdness

So I've Read on the Men's Room Wall.

Sales rep on phone: I haven't done either, but I think that skiing would be easier.
Assistant: I don't know, I think I'd have a hard time keeping my legs together.

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: PJ

Posted on July 8, 2015
Admins, Body Parts, Compare and contrast, Missouri, On the phone, Sales, Sexuality, Sports

1PM Lunch

Worker #1: He has a groin pull so he’s asking for pain pills .
Worker #2: He told me he hurt his leg.
Consultant: Yeah, my third leg. I’m a tripod.
Worker #1: A tripod wouldn’t have hurt himself playing basketball with a 50 or under league.

100 Summer Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Regina C

Posted on June 26, 2015
Body Parts, Comebacks, Consultants, Coworkers, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Sports

Isn't That What Our Annual Shareholders' Meeting Is For?

Medicated sales rep, after groaning loudly: You just might see me do the downward dog.

Cleveland, Ohio

Posted on May 16, 2015
Animals, Ohio, Sales, Sports, Weirdness

On the Plus Side, My Personal Shopper Reports Much Shorter Lines

High society chick #1: Holy shit! The market's falling off a cliff again. They keep sending me this stuff on my BlackBerry.
High society chick #2: Yeah, it's like really scary.
High society chick #1: I went to my horseback riding class yesterday, and now there's like half the people than before.

Starbucks
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: mike sereny

Posted on May 14, 2015
Canadia, Money, Rich people, Sports

Fine, I’m All Done Making Cookies for You

Gay admin: I’m thinking of taking a gym class at a community college next quarter. What do you think I should take?
Straight admin: Badminton. Yep, definitely badminton. That’s nice and gay.

Sunnyvale, California

Posted on May 10, 2015
Admins, Advice, California, Coworkers, Default, Questions, Sexuality, Sports

Which Explains Why We Now Do It on My Back Porch

Russian coworker: Ice fishing isn't about fishing. It's about drinking vodka.

Denver, Colorado

Posted on April 27, 2015
Colorado, Drinking, Employees, Sports

Besides, You Can't Go Fishing Without a Pole.

Diner #1: I don't think you want to increase your vascular output for a snake bite.
Diner #2: So no Viagra.
Diner #3: Why would anyone take Viagra hiking?
Diner #2: To keep from rolling out of the tent.

Oak Ridge, Tennessee

Posted on April 25, 2015
Animals, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Sexuality, Sports, Tennessee, Vacation