On the Plus Side, My Personal Shopper Reports Much Shorter Lines

High society chick #1: Holy shit! The market's falling off a cliff again. They keep sending me this stuff on my BlackBerry.
High society chick #2: Yeah, it's like really scary.
High society chick #1: I went to my horseback riding class yesterday, and now there's like half the people than before.

Starbucks
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: mike sereny