Male employee: I heard you two talking about my project so I came.
Female boss: That's good, I like the way you come.
Bothell, Washington
Male employee: I heard you two talking about my project so I came.
Female boss: That's good, I like the way you come.
Bothell, Washington
Woman on phone with client: Yes, this is about the files you sent. My colleague has been trying since morning but could not open your zip!
New York City, New York
Repair tech: My customer just called in and told me that his trans-vaginal probe is vibrating.
Cube dweller: And that's a problem because…?
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Lackey: So that’s your wife, huh?
Suit: Yep.
Lackey: She’s a grade-school teacher?
Suit: Yes.
Lackey: She looks like that one that had sex with her thirteen-year-old student.
275 West Wisconsin Avenue
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
News producer, holding a bachelorette party: Who the hell counts calories on a penis sucker?
Jackson, Mississippi
Employee #1: He doesn’t do anything, but he makes great presentations.
Employee #2: He gives good slide?
Employee #1: Exactly.
600 Technology Park Drive
Billerica, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Jeff Dietz
Office philosopher: Everyone's pretty much a lesbian bike messenger in Portland, anyway.
San Diego, California
Coworker #1: Dude, let's go to the strip club next week for lunch.
Coworker #2: Hmmm, well… maybe, but I'm supposed to be the one in charge next week.
Coworker #1: Exactly.
Meridian, Indianapolis
Woman: So you only listen to the Cardigans on your iPod while you work?
Man: Yeah, they make me feel like a 16 year old girl just after a hot shower, fresh and tingly all over.
1111 Fannin Street
Houston, Texas
