Male manager in office full of women: I can't believe with all these bitches here I actually have to get my own coffee!
Hartselle, Alabama
Overheard by: OMG! He's got a Death Wish
Male manager in office full of women: I can't believe with all these bitches here I actually have to get my own coffee!
Hartselle, Alabama
Overheard by: OMG! He's got a Death Wish
Director to room full of environmentalists: Well, I know I already shot my wad…
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Erin
Manager to employee: Even with a few billion dollars, I think that a gay Jew would have a bit of trouble getting elected pope.
Employee: They picked a Nazi last time.
Manager: Well, yes, but even a Nazi is better than a gay Jew.
Employee: I have a bumper sticker that says that.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
26-year-old virgin to cubicle neighbor: So, my windshield has been leaking all around the edge, like that rubber seal thing is cracked.
Coworker, loud enough for whole office to hear: You just need some caulk! (pause) Both kinds…
Sea-Tac, Washington
Lawyer on phone: You know Bob* in the development office, the bald guy with the peg leg? Man, I am always having these Freudian slips around him that are so inappropriate. Like one time, we were talking about girls and he came in and I asked “what about you, Bob, are you a leg man?”
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
Cashier, ringing up case of beer and large box of condoms: Got a busy weekend planned, huh?
Customer: Yeah, my sister's coming into town tonight. Gotta be prepared, you know?
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: Lusus Naturae
Coworker on conference call: I thought you were on booty call!
Windsor Mill, Maryland
Young coworker: You're on top of things today.
80-year-old coworker: It's always good to be on top… Well, unless you're tired, then the bottom is better.
Mount Prospect, Illinois
Normally quiet female VP: Are you kidding me? The cops here are all violent wanna-be cowboys, overcompensating for the butt-plugs and kiddie porn in their sock drawers!
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: very quietly agrees
Female bank teller to male customer with an open beer between his knees: I sure would like to have what's between your legs!
Dawson Springs, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
