Do I Need to Explain The Golden Girls to You Again?

Foreign coworker: I once see on TV a show with so many beautiful women. Later they said they were all men. I felt like jumping off building after that.

The Woodlands, Texas

Overheard by: Jeremy

Posted on January 20, 2011
Coworkers, Feelings, Sexuality, Texas, TV, Weirdness

When You Know an Employee Needs to Go to Porn Rehab

Coworker: What are you wearing tomorrow?
Project manager: Oh, like for the trip?
Coworker: You should wear something really low-cut. It's gonna be a bunch of men. You need an edge.
Project manager: It's a group of like twenty women. All of them are women.
Coworker: Do you know if any of them are gay?

Manhattan, New York

Posted on January 19, 2011
Admins, Advice, Clothes, Coworkers, New York, Questions, Sexuality

Why Don't I Work Here??

Director: So, Amy* wants to know if you'd like to have dinner with her and Sandy* and I next weekend. But I told her I'd have to take the gag out to ask you. She said she understood.
Model wearing gag: Mmmm fweee nnn maturdway.
Director: Great, I'll let her know!

Adult Film Company
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: fetishgirl

Posted on January 19, 2011
Bosses, California, Employees, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sexuality, Weirdness

If Your Editors Had a Slap Chop, We'd Abuse It Every Day

Coworker #1: Slap chop? Oh, that guy is hilarious!
Coworker #2: Oh, yeah, he went to jail. For getting beaten up by a hooker!
Coworker #1: What? She beat him up, or he beat her up?
Coworker #2: He hit her, and she punched him back in the eye. His mugshot has a big black eye in it.
Coworker #1: See, he should have gotten a daintier hooker.
Coworker #2: Yeah… That's the moral of the story.

Reston, Virginia

Posted on December 30, 2010
Coworkers, Sexuality, Violence, Virginia, Weirdness

…And You Might Wanna Use Some Purell After Filing It.

Claims supervisor to claims processor: You will need to send out a denial form on this one. The renter's policy does not cover contraction of sexually transmitted diseases while visiting the apartment.

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: GirlFriday

Posted on December 23, 2010
Accidents, Bosses and Underlings, Health & Hygiene, Indiana, Sexuality

Dare I Ask About Curtain Rods?

Coworker #1: We should have a race to see who can put the windows in faster!
Coworker #2: Wait, does anyone even know how to put windows in?
Coworker #3, making inappropriate hand motions: I do! You just put it in the hole and nail it!

Pekin, Illinois