Young secretary #1: I don't understand why men are all interested in cougars now.
Young male employee: Mmmmm… cougars.
Young secretary #2: There's a Greek quote that says the older chicken is juicier.
Young secretary #1: Yeah… But isn't it harder to chew?
Lausanne
Switzerland
Overheard by: You lost me at juicier.
Petite art librarian: Penis it is! That's what it is, that's what we're supposed to use, according to the library of congress.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Lawyer on phone: Well yes, he has a lot of problems… Most pressing of which is that his penis is malfunctioning.
Huntington, New York
Overheard by: Lady Lawyer
New guy: It felt really weird when I put it in my mouth, and I don't know… I didn't like it.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: The WC
Designer: So, there’s two kinds of erections, right?
40 24th Street
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Male attorney to another: We're not going to circulate this externally, not yet. If we want to do that internally, that's fine–that can be just between us girls.
Bethesda, Maryland
Gay coworker, walking past office: I love making the girls giggle.
Chicago, Illinois
Office guy, as if about the weather: I'd be gay, except for the spooning.
Bentonville, Arkansas
Director of nursing: Getting it once a week is better than not getting it at all, which is what I was getting.
Maintenance guy: What?
Director of nursing: I need my office vacuumed more often!
Greenwood, South Carolina
Overheard by: Dana
Boss to office: The midget has a whip!
Mitchelton
Brisbane
Australia
Overheard by: Beka
