Male office worker: Hold your hands out.
Female office worker: I am so tired of you squirting on me! And I don't want to be tied up unless I want to be. Got it?!
Baldwyn, Mississippi
Male office worker: Hold your hands out.
Female office worker: I am so tired of you squirting on me! And I don't want to be tied up unless I want to be. Got it?!
Baldwyn, Mississippi
Lackey: I'm secure in my masculinity. I can wear balls on my head.
Memphis, Tennesee
Overheard by: Rabbit
Salesperson #1: Violence is okay…just as long as no one is enjoying it.
Salesperson #2: What about spanking?
850 Third Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Effina
Sales rep to another: You know me–anal boy!
Baltimore, Maryland
Female cube dweller to another: That's a cute shirt! Can I touch it?
Santa Fe Springs, California
Overheard by: Huh?
Physician on phone: They throw darts at each other's butts?!
32nd St
New York City, New York
Sales agent: She can kiss my butt!
Manager: Oh, speaking of which…
Beacon Street
Newton, Massachusetts
40-year-old male, after reading joke about KY jelly: I don't get it. What is KY jelly?
Richmond, Virginia
Engineer #1: ASCII porn?
Engineer #2: Yeah, it’s sweet.
1 Federal Street
Camden, New Jersey
Desk worker #1: I think we need something new in our lobby.
Desk worker #2: I could use a new rack. Mine’s all worn out. See how this just hangs?
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: institution of higher education
