Female coworker, after finding old file down in file cabinets: Look, Rod and I just made a miracle in the basement!
Insurance Office
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: TVannie
Female coworker, after finding old file down in file cabinets: Look, Rod and I just made a miracle in the basement!
Insurance Office
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: TVannie
Coworker on phone: That would be the best present you've ever given me…an erection!
Chicago, Illinois
Overly exuberant raffle organizer: I'll drag someone in, blindfold them, and say “stick your hand in this!”
New England
Overheard by: Dude
Lazy-ass secretary to super lazy-ass secretary: So, we were making love and right there, my period started. He said: “I don't mind, I like it when you bleed.”
Mexico City
Mexico
Boss: Hey, are you good at org charts? Can you make me one?
Employee: I'm not a confectionist, but I can futz around and make you one.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Lookforthewoman
IT dude: There's a lot of balls floating around, and I just grab the ones I can.
Seattle, Washington
IT assisting in HR: Yeah, I just got back from CES. They had the adult entertainment convention on the floor above. [name of pornstar] walked by and I told her she looked shorter in person than on film.
Employee, laughing: I can't believe this conversation is happening in HR.
Sonora, California
Overheard by: Breezy
CSR: There’s this guy from a correctional facility who keeps on calling and asking for us to do three-way with him and his fiancée.
New Canton Way
Robbinsville, New Jersey
Overheard by: office peon’s office moved
Helpful librarian: Here is an explanation of the changes a boy goes through, and masturbation.
Shocked redfaced teen: No, I said books on emancipation!
Ceres, California
