Server admin: He’s Catholic, isn’t he?
Developer: Nah, he’s just gay.
State and Water Street
Peoria, Illinois
Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…
Server admin: He’s Catholic, isn’t he?
Developer: Nah, he’s just gay.
State and Water Street
Peoria, Illinois
Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…
Dude #1, at urinal: Shouldn’t we have two different organs for peeing and reproducing?
Dude #2: Submit a design change request to god.
Bangalore
India
Partner: Can you please find a nice Jewish lawyer who can unfuck this situation for me?
Dallas, Texas
Phone rep on cell: All right, we'll just keep giving praise to god then!
Chesapeake, Virginia
Overheard by: Project Manager
Professor: People never say half the things they are supposed to have said. I mean, just ask Jesus — ‘It wasn’t me, it was my flippin’ disciples.’
Queens University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
Co-worker #1: Hey, what movie was that from?
Co-worker #2: I don’t know. Let’s hear it again.
Co-worker #1: No “let’s hear it again!” It was a great movie, made in 1959. Something about a Jew. Got falsely accused of attacking a governor.
Co-worker #2: I don’t know.
Co-worker #1: It had Jesus or someone in it. Great movie.
Co-worker #2: Ten Commandments?
192 S. Utica Avenue
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Boss: He can’t talk to me like I’m his little brother. He needs to act like it’s God on the phone.
159 Jackson Road
Berlin, New Jersey
Overheard by: R. Collins
