Receptionist on phone: It's a tough world out there. Like they say, it's a doggy-dog world.
San Jose, California
Receptionist on phone: It's a tough world out there. Like they say, it's a doggy-dog world.
San Jose, California
Receptionist on phone: I'm going to have Derrick wash my bras cause they smell like sour milk.
Nashville, Tennessee
Receptionist to coworker: I have the hiccups, so I need some medical advice.
Madison, Wisconsin
HR receptionist: Ginny called and was looking for you earlier.
HR director: Oh shit! (pause) Oh shit!
HR receptionist: What!? What's wrong?
HR director: My uncle Jimmy called?! I haven't talked to him in years!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Receptionist, looking at rotten fruit: Damn, my peach is furry.
Exton, Pennsylvania
Sales manager to receptionist: You are an adorable whore! Come get trashed with me.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Not adorable
Receptionist on phone: He had sex with a horse! (pause) Twice. (pause) Yeah, good thing your picture isn't up there (pause) True story!
Chinatown
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: David
Data entry specialist #1: Why does Miley Cyrus repeat that lyric in her song? And a Jay-C song was on! And a Jay-C song was on!
Data entry specialist #2: “Jay-c”? Do you mean “Jay-Z”?
Data entry specialist #3: I think she needed to add thirty seconds to the song, so she just sang the same lyric over and over.
Data entry specialist #1: That's not a party in the USA! That's just bad song-writing.
Data entry specialist #2: It's brainwashing.
Receptionist: Wait, you all don't like Miley Cyrus?
St. Louis, Missouri
Male cubicle rat to female receptionist: You've got to smell pretty to feel pretty.
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Lysa
50-year-old receptionist, about interviewee: I didn't like her. The interviewers aren't going to like her. She's not going to get the job. I can just tell these things.
Recruiter: What did she do that you didn't like about her?
50-year-old receptionist: Her shoes were too big for her. Probably a half size, maybe even a whole size too big! Ugh! (rolls eyes)
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: yikes
