A Whacking Big Problem

Worried secretary: Joe has a problem with the masturbation story.

Congress Avenue
Delray Beach, Florida

Posted on October 4, 2019
Default, Florida, Gossip, Receptionists, Sexuality, Weirdness

12PM Lunch

Receptionist over the intercom: Obituaries…Mmmmmmm….

16 Bailey Avenue
Ridgefield, Connecticut

Overheard by: Nikki

Posted on August 30, 2019
Connecticut, Death, On the phone, Receptionists

Debbie Does Wieners Doesn't Sound Hot at All

Office drone to receptionist: Debbie asked me to make sure her wieners didn't get too hot, and that meant I had to touch them!

Denver, Colorado

Posted on August 18, 2019
Body Parts, Colorado, Dumb Employees, General Idiocy, Receptionists, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality

Nothing Says “Rough Crowd” Like Men in Bathing Caps

Colleague, chatting up receptionist on Monday morning: Me and the water polo boys can be a pretty rough crowd when we want to be.

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Nathan

Posted on August 11, 2019
Australia, Coworkers, Receptionists, Sexuality, Sports, Wishes

5PM That’s a Wrap

Funeral director: So, you know all the procedures now, right?
Secretary: Yes, I believe so, I just never had to go get the organ out for a service.
Funeral director: Well, you know where it’s at, right?
Secretary: Yeah, so you just go in the back and pull it out and stick it in there, right?

2157 Oak Street
Wyandotte, Michigan

Posted on July 12, 2019
Arts, Bosses, Death, Michigan, Receptionists, Words

And I'm Saying, “Your Water Breaks in It, You Bought It.”

Older secretary lady: Childbirth is such a magical experience, unlike anything else in the world. It's just so amazing, you wont understand until you're a mom.
20-something female coworker: Um… All I asked was if I could reserve the company van!

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Vans have feelings too