Coworker #1: Why do you keep giving me these?
Coworker #2: It’s my way of telling you they’re done.
10877 Watson Road
St. Louis, Missouri
Coworker to graphic designer: Can we make the Tiki man more totem like?
Washington, DC
Boss on phone: Where's your cheese? I got a stiff triscuit.
Franklin, Tennessee
Overheard by: Brandon
Secretary #1: Did Jack come to work today?
Secretary #2: I don't know, I think he called in sick.
Secretary #1, on phone with front desk: Hey, is Jack off today?
Indiana, Pennsylvania
Young female cashier to coworker: I saw this sign at Caribou Coffee that said “fire sprinkler.” I really want to see one of those. I mean, what is it? Does it shoot out fire or something?
Fairborn, Ohio
CSR: Is Mike there?
Man: Do you know what day it is?
CSR: What does that have to do with anything?
Man: Well it’s Sunday!
CSR: I know that! Can I talk to Mike?
Man: No it’s Sunday and he isn’t alive on Sunday because he’s a vampire!
375 Ghent Road
Akron, Ohio
Overheard by: No Longer Employed
Guy peon: Haven’t you seen the commercials?
Lady peon: I don’t pay attention to them. I’m so one-dimensional.
745 Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Banker #1, sniffing air as banker #2 enters office: Damn, Jon*, what cologne are you wearing?
Banker #2: Calvin Klein.
Banker #1: That smells really good. Damn, if I was gay, I'd be all over you.
Banker #2: (puzzled silence)
Banker #1: Um, yeah, let's forget I said that.
Hopkinsville, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
Angry boss: Why can't the pen have a laser pointer? Why does the pen have to project the company logo? Why does it have to be gay like we're calling Superman or something?
Overland Park, Kansas
Teen daughter: Daddy, Daddy, the pink Razr is on sale. Will you buy it for me now? You promised!
Father: No, I don’t need you to get pregnant. Now let’s go!
4350 Joslyn Road
Auburn Hills, Michigan
Overheard by: rahneej
