Male performer: Oh, hi! What are you doing today?
Female performer: You.
Adult Film Company
San Francisco, California
Male performer: Oh, hi! What are you doing today?
Female performer: You.
Adult Film Company
San Francisco, California
Co-worker: Ugh…
Manager: What’s the matter?
Co-worker: Nothing, I just couldn’t see the screen.
Manager: Oh. Was everything flesh colored and blurry? That’s from putting your hand in front of your face.
1390 Timberlake Manor Parkway
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Durp
Boss to bickering clients on conference call: Do you guys always eat each other out like that?
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Coworker #1, in call center, taking a caller off hold: Thanks for holding me.
Coworker #2: Are you having problems at home?
Germantown Parkway
Memphis, Tennessee
Woman on phone: Raised by dogs?! That’s impossible! Isn’t it? … Wait, was it Entertainment Tonight? … That’s impossible!
50 Millstone Road
East Windsor, New Jersey
Overheard by: Goueznou
CSR: This is my senior picture in high school.
Manager: You were a cheerleader?
CSR: Yeah.
Manager: What happened?
730 International Parkway
Richardson, Texas
Overheard by: El Gee
Overly gay coworker: Oh. My. God. Why are you not answering your phone? I've had the same call ring back to me three times.
Coworker: Okay, you're gonna need to turn down the homosexuality, because all I'm hearing is, “blah blah blah, I'm such a fag, blah blah blah.”
Maryville Centre
St. Louis, Missouri
Speech pathologist: You have the lady in room 10, right?
Behavior medicine nurse: Oh, yeah! She's crazy, ain't she?
Burlington, North Carolina
Student: So how many participants will I need to use?
Acting Pro-Vice-Chancellor: So you could just use eight friends.
Student: Oh. Okay. Really?
Acting Pro-Vice-Chancellor: Do you have eight friends?
Otago University
New Zealand
Overheard by: he's my supervisor too…
