Another Touching Office Quote

IT manager: So do you want to come and find me this afternoon? We can talk about that thing.
Receptionist: Sure, I'm having it a manicure at 2.30, we can do it after that.
IT manager: Okay, but won't you have to wait for your nails to dry?
Receptionist: Oh, am I going to have to touch something?
IT manager: No, don't worry, you won't have to touch anything.

London
England

Posted on May 28, 2018
Bosses, Health & Hygiene, London, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Receptionists, Sexuality, Time Management

The Shareholders Are Rolling Over and Falling Asleep

President of the board: Okay, what else do we have to go over? Are we finished here?
Boss: Yes, I think we’ve shot our wad.

Washington, DC

Posted on April 28, 2018
Bosses and Underlings, Possible Sexual Harassment, Washington DC

Like George Michael, the Company Wants All Your Secs

VP: Hey, can you pop in here to chat yet?
Accounting asst: Give me just a sec…
VP: How about now? It's urgent, and I've been giving you secs all morning.
Passing by office manager: So much for last week's sexual harassment training…

Washington, DC

Overheard by: I could use some…

Posted on March 23, 2018
Bosses, Financial Folk, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Sexuality, Time Management, Washington DC

And Don't Be Trying to Put Rat Poison in It This Time

Elderly boss to receptionist: Where's my coffee?
Receptionist: Are your legs broken?
Elderly boss: My third one is! Now get my coffee!

Southfield, Michigan

Posted on March 15, 2018
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, Comebacks, Michigan, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Receptionists

As I'll Tell People in Our Wedding Toast

Office worker on phone: She squeezed my ass this time but I did get a kiss…when you've got 250 pounds of Wisconsin looming at ya, your options are limited, all you can do is brace for the impact!

Sterling, Virginia

Overheard by: Scandalized Receptionist

Posted on February 16, 2018
Diet & Weight, Employees, On the phone, Possible Sexual Harassment, Virginia, Weirdness

What I Can See Is Beige

Man: What color is your interior?
Lady: Excuse me?
Man: Uh, uh… Uh… of your car.
Lady: Ohhh.

Peachtree Street
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: it’s NOT all pink on the inside, i guess

Posted on February 7, 2018
Coworkers, Georgia, Possible Sexual Harassment

Anyway, Long Story Short: I Spill Caulk on Myself at Least Once a Day Now, Though Usually at Night

Retiree visiting the office: I was working on the windows and running around the yard with my caulk in my hand, and I have this neighbor, Dave*, who was standing in the bushes, and I didn’t see him. But Dave scared me and there was caulk everywhere — caulk all over the windows and caulk on my hands. No, I’m serious, there were inches of it coming out! You guys aren’t even listening to me! I didn’t know what to do about all of the caulk on my hands but I called the 800 number on the side of it and the guy said that friction could get it off.

110 Nelson Road
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Canadia