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Note to Self: Buy Chapstick ASAP

Manager: Come here, I've got a job for you.
Employee: I've got a job for you, too. (pause) And bring some chapstick, I don't like the lips to chafe.

Carrboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: Pizza girl

  • Posted on October 1, 2017
  • Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, North Carolina, Possible Sexual Harassment, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality
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