This, for Example, Appears to be a Videotape from the Reagan Years

New mother: You would not believe all the stuff that keeps coming out of your body.

375 Hudson Street
New York, New York

Overheard by: Harriet Vane

Posted on October 25, 2015
Body Parts, Family members, Health & Hygiene, New York, Places

In Practice, the Principle of Universal Brotherhood Causes Nothing but Confusion

Supervisor: So you and your brother have different fathers, then?
Worker: Yeah.
Supervisor: So you guys are related through your mom.
Worker: Naw, not really.
Supervisor: Wait, so how are you guys related, then?
Worker: I dunno. We’re just brothers.

3901 Via Oro Avenue
Long Beach, California

Overheard by: bored on first day of work

Posted on October 20, 2015
Bosses and Underlings, California, Family, General Idiocy, Places

If You Unfocus Your Eyes Just Right, You Can See One of Those ‘Magic’ Pictures

Worker: Bob’s balls are hanging out of his shorts.
Manager: Yeah, he’s got real hangers.
Worker: You should tell him.
Manager: I like it. No one else can see it, and it’s his lunch break. Besides, you’ve been looking at his scrotum for the last ten minutes.

Balboa Park
San Diego, California

Overheard by: fellow worker sitting nearby

Posted on October 11, 2015
Body Parts, Bosses and Underlings, California, General Idiocy, Gripes, Physical Appearance, Places

Then Why Are You Selling It?

Cashier: Ma’am, you do realize there’s a fire ban in effect that includes charcoal grills?
Customer: Oh, I thought that was only for the locals.

City Market
Buena Vista, Colorado

Overheard by: One of the locals

Posted on August 11, 2015
Colorado, General Idiocy, Places, Retail, Sales

And Just Like That, the Headache Was Gone

Coworker #1: Will you come over and put a cold compress on my head?
Coworker #2: Sure, what do you want me to wear?

355 Park Avenue
New York, New York

Overheard by: BiPolar

Posted on August 10, 2015
Coworkers, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, New York, Offers and requests, Places

She’s Either Got a Really Short Spine or Is Crouching on Her Heels

Male coworker: What are those? Are they thighs?
Female coworker: No, they’re breasts. Ginormous breasts!

555 West 57th Street
New York, New York

Overheard by: Lindsay

Posted on July 20, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, New York, Places, Questions

Next You’ll Tell Me a Sweaty Butt Doesn’t Mean Six More Weeks of Winter

Female clerk: My nipples itch… Someone must be thinking about me.
Male doctor: What?!?
Female clerk: Isn’t that what they say? When your nipples itch someone is thinking about you?
Male doctor: Nooooooo…

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Who-la-hey

Posted on July 13, 2015
Body Parts, Doctors, Dumb Employees, Georgia, Patients, Places, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality

And Write Up a Comprehensive Report.

Employee, to boss : These internet blocks suck. I just got kicked off for trying to google whether or not Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite!
Boss : Well, try to remember to look it up when you get home.

Providence, Rhode Island

Posted on June 20, 2015
Body Parts, Cinema, Default, Employees, Internet, Physical Appearance, Places, Questions, Rhode Island, Sexuality, Smart Bosses, Technology

I’d Like My Offspring to Have the Eye Of the Tiger

Stockbroker, matter-of-factly: I don’t care about the results of interspecies breeding, I just want to have entire populations of zoos inseminating our women. That is an end in itself.

Financial District
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on June 19, 2015
Animals, Executives, Financial Folk, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Places, Science, Sexuality, Weirdness, Wishes

EEOC’s Favorite Kind of Testimony

Employee: OH, SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF THE COCK AGAIN!… Only it doesn’t have sunglasses anymore.

101 Hillpointe Drive
Canonsburg, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 14, 2015
Employees, Pennsylvania, Places, Sexuality

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