In Practice, the Principle of Universal Brotherhood Causes Nothing but Confusion

Supervisor: So you and your brother have different fathers, then?
Worker: Yeah.
Supervisor: So you guys are related through your mom.
Worker: Naw, not really.
Supervisor: Wait, so how are you guys related, then?
Worker: I dunno. We’re just brothers.

3901 Via Oro Avenue
Long Beach, California

Overheard by: bored on first day of work