Boss: Yours is bigger than mine!
Large notebook owner: I'm just lucky I guess.
Coworker: You get what you're given.
Boss: When you're pure like me you just walk into those jokes.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Beth
Boss: Yours is bigger than mine!
Large notebook owner: I'm just lucky I guess.
Coworker: You get what you're given.
Boss: When you're pure like me you just walk into those jokes.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Beth
Worker #1: Are you coming out for a drink after work tonight?
Worker #2: I’m meeting some friends out afterwards, so I’m going to go home first to get changed.
Worker #1: Why do you need to get changed? Just wear what you have on, it’s fine!
Worker #2: Well all my friends dress like skanks and I don’t want to look overdressed.
Hay Street
West Perth
Australia
Underling to another: As someone who owns not one but two pairs of Dale Earnhardt pajama pants, I am in no position to criticize you for growing up in a trailer park.
Washington, DC
Male CSR #1: I just keep thinking about his soft lips. His big soft lips.
Female CSR & male CSR #2: (blank look)
Male CSR #1: Did he…I knew he was a complicated little man.
Portland, Oregon
Girl #1: That's the last time I ever play the tuba!
Girl #2: At least not with make up on!
Bloomington, Illinois
Co-worker #1: You like nice today.
Co-worker #2: No I don’t, I look like a big slut! Can’t you see my cleavage falling out of this shirt?
Co-worker #1: Oh, I didn’t notice.
240 Princeton Avenue
Hamilton, New Jersey
Manager to employee: Your head looks like a perfect number seven.
Aurora, Illinois
Overheard by: Ace
Employee, whispering about large customer entering: She’d like an additional chin…
7 Mile Road
Michigan
Girl #1: You know that guy, I think his name is Karl… is he the one you're talking about?
Girl #2: The one who looks like a leprechaun?
Girl #1: Uhhh…
Girl #2: Yeah, he looks like a leprechaun Seth Rogen!
Girl #3: I always call him “Hot Karl!”
Burnaby
Canadia
Overheard by: feels bad for karl
Office guy: We want this cockroach to look gorgeous, but at the same time, you know, not a cockroach of the night.
Las Cruces, New Mexico
