I Would Totally Have His Tiny, Magical Children

Girl #1: You know that guy, I think his name is Karl… is he the one you're talking about?
Girl #2: The one who looks like a leprechaun?
Girl #1: Uhhh…
Girl #2: Yeah, he looks like a leprechaun Seth Rogen!
Girl #3: I always call him “Hot Karl!”

Burnaby
Canadia

Overheard by: feels bad for karl