Air hostess to another: No, I would not have sex with an elf.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Air hostess to another: No, I would not have sex with an elf.
Raleigh, North Carolina
Male employee: I think that guy was flirting with you.
Female employee: What are you talking about?
Male employee: You are like the workplace poster girl. Crap, is that harassment?
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Centerfold
Co-Worker #1: Do you know who I’m talking about?
Co-Worker #2: Wait, is she attractive?
Co-Worker #1: I guess.
Co-Worker #2: Blonde? Short?
Co-Worker #1: Yah, that’s her.
Co-Worker #2: She’s married.
Co-Worker #1: Yah. Does she smoke weed?
Co-Worker #2: I don’t think so. But she should. That or a Xanax.
150 South Wacker
Chicago, Illinois
Cube rat: We had to take them off so that we could trim the bush. Because, you know, you have to trim your bush.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Heather
Caffeinated boss: Good morning all!
Lackey: Well, you certainly look perky today.
Caffeinated boss: Oh! You must mean my new bra!
Fairfax, Virginia
Mail guy: Okay, that's the last I want to see of your chest.
Manhattan, New York
Male coworker, messing with SIRIUS Radio: How does everyone feel about dance music? Yes? No?
Female coworker: No.
Male coworker: I like it, it makes me feel like I'm clubbing. Except that I don't go clubbing anymore. I'm worried about getting stabbed.
Female coworker: Uh…
Male coworker: I can't help it.
Female coworker: I guess you do have a pretty stabbable face…
Chicago, Illinois
Chick #1: That’s a really nice dress. How much did it cost?
Chick #2: Oh, um, $3500.
Chick #1: $3500! For a sun dress?!
Chick #2: Oh! You said “dress.” I thought you said “breasts.”
3200 Fifth Avenue
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Snarfed my Soda
Particularly unattractive coworker to the room: How do you spell “ugly”?
Medfield, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Y…O…
Project manager: I doubt they can make a rubber big enough for me to get in there and do my job.
Atlanta, Georgia
