Coworker on phone: I wish people in prison had access to Facebook.
Pensacola Beach, Florida
Coworker on phone: I wish people in prison had access to Facebook.
Pensacola Beach, Florida
Woman on phone: I'm not going to eat before something called “belly-buster night!”
Arlington, Virginia
Cubicle dweller on phone: Nah, she's not been banging me very much. I think I'm banging her more than she's banging me.
Conway, Arkansas
Coworker on cell when it starts ringing: Oh, crap. I think I just called myself.
Rockville, Maryland
Woman on phone: So, the reason he can’t cum is because he virtually has no sperm count. No sperm at all. That’s such a relief!
Rochelle Park, New Jersey
Overheard by: Rosie
Mother on phone with family member: Look, you're going whether you want to or not. Just tell people it's a malignant.
Gaithersburg, Maryland
Intern on phone: I'm milking this teabag for all it's worth.
Chicago, Illinois
Woman on phone: It’s like asking a rocket scientist to make a pizza–I just can’t do it!
707 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Ilya
Admin on speaker: Can I please have the Electronics department?
Sears rep: Okay, hold for a while.
Elmsford, New York
Overheard by: Bored Beyond Belief
Elderly customer to account rep/receptionist: You are my favorite call girl.
Bourbonnais, Illinois
