He’s the Best Lower Body Surgeon in the State

Boss on phone: Yeah, you’re a client, but if you don’t pay your bills, you’re only half a client… And not the half I want.

473 Central Avenue
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: web edit monkey

Posted on July 18, 2015
Gripes, Illinois, Money, On the phone, Smart Bosses

The Customer Is Always Righteous

Cashier: Alright, so that’s going to be $47.68.
Customer: What? The book was $31.99!
Cashier: Ummm, actually, it was $44.99…
Customer: It says $31.99!
Cashier: I’m afraid you were looking at the American price, ma’am…
Customer: So?!
Cashier: We’re in Canada.
Customer, indignant: Well, I want to speak to a manager!
Cashier: Unfortunately, I don’t think he’ll be able to change global economy, but let me page him…

Ontario
Canadia

Posted on July 18, 2015
Comebacks, Default, Dumb Customers, General Idiocy, Money, Smart Employees

How You Know Someone Is Originally from Brooklyn

Upset creepy man trying to get access to woman's room: I am wearing a $10,000 watch, you don't have to worry about me stealing anything.
Manager: For all I know, you killed someone and stole their watch.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Ross79

Posted on July 11, 2015
Bosses, Creepsters, Crimes, Money, Nevada, Technology, Violence, Weirdness

Now, If You’d Just Be Kind Enough to Turn Your Back?

Eager coworker: I took a candy bar from you yesterday, but I didn’t have a dollar. And I want to take one again today.

Wausau, Wisconsin

Posted on July 9, 2015
Coworkers, Default, Meals and Snacks, Money, Offers and requests, Weirdness, Wisconsin, Wishes

Even a Better Investment Than Her College Tuition

Office guy: So I told her I would give her $15,000 and a ladder to elope. And that she could keep the ladder when she got back.

Stratford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Zaphod B.

Posted on July 6, 2015
Comebacks, Connecticut, Coworkers, Default, Money, Offers and requests, People

12PM Asian Discrimination League Meeting

FedEx Driver: Gs prices are so expensive I am thinking about delivering packages on a bike.
Warehouse employee: You and your people should be used to that.

4000 Coolidge Avenue
Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on July 5, 2015
Blue Collar, Employees, General Idiocy, Gripes, Maryland, Money

Lottery Board: Eeexcellent!

Customer: These ice cream cones and a hundred dollars in lotto tickets.
Store clerk: Okay, $106.39
Customer: What? These ice creams cost six dollars?! What a waste of money! No, I dont want them. What a waste. Seriously! No, no — just the lotto tickets.

Eastlake Mart
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: kallisti