One Sign That You Should Have Higher Culinary Standards

Coworker, walking into break room: Something smells fishy…
Ditzy blonde coworker with freshly nuked boxed lunch: Well, it can't be me, mine's chicken. (reads label on box) Oh, wait, mine is fish…

Castle Rock, Colorado

Overheard by: Sparky

Posted on February 17, 2020
Colorado, Coworkers, Meals and Snacks, Sensory Experiences

More Fallout from the Garden Of Eden Fruit Scandal

Jenn: Oh my god, Anne, I can smell that from here!
(everyone in cubicles around Jenn and Anne look up at Anne)
Anne (looking horrified): I'm peeling an orange! She's smelling my orange!

Kent Street
Sydney, New South Wales
Australia

Posted on February 12, 2020
Australia, Coworkers, Cubicles, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks

You Know That Woman in Your Office Everybody Hates?

Office girl #1: Obviously, I just brewed coffee, right? So of course she has to be the first to get some. Well, I walk into the kitchen and she's facing the freezer with the freezer door open, and she has the coffee pot up to her nose, and she's smelling it. I have no idea what the hell was going on.
Office girl #2: What the eff?
Office girl #1: Yeah… I'm thinking that maybe… No, no, I really have no idea.

Sacramento, California

Posted on January 21, 2020
Body Parts, California, Employees, Meals and Snacks, Questions, Sensory Experiences

Ah Yes, “The Eddie Murphy Principle”

Office Manager: How do you go out to lunch and come back with a huge cucumber?
Employee: How do men go out at night and come back with hookers?
Office Manager: Huh?
Employee: It’s the same basic principle.

110 N. Washington Street
Rockville, Maryland

Overheard by: Joan