Young female intern to male supervisor: Hey, Tom*, can I make your future baby?
Louisiana State University
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Young female intern to male supervisor: Hey, Tom*, can I make your future baby?
Louisiana State University
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Accountant: I'm anti math.
Intern: Aren't you an accountant?
Kalamazoo, Michigan
Overheard by: Meg
Male systems analyst: Why don't you just finish that bottle of water? You've only got like two swallows left.
Female student intern: Oh, I've swallowed a lot more than that.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Boss: Wait,where did the desks go?
Female intern: Are there supposed to be desks?
Boss: What? That's like asking if trains should have seats!
Female intern: Should they?
Canary Wharf
London
England
Intern #1: You know, the ABC Family really is a new kind of family.
Intern #2: What do you mean?
Intern #1: Well it's promoting underage drinking and teen pregnancy. Yay, family!
Richmond, Virginia
Naive intern: Soo… Bob* from IT asked me if I wanted to go see Blue Man Group with him last week, and so I casually said I had plans with my boyfriend, to let him know I was spoken for, you know?
Office bitch: I'm sorry, I don't see the problem.
Naive intern: Well, ever since then he won't leave me alone and keeps asking me to hang out. Until I mentioned I had a boyfriend he wouldn't even talk to me!
Office bitch: Have you considered the possibility that maybe he just wants to be your friend?
Average worker: Woah! Look who got a soul for Christmas!
Woburn, Massachusetts
Overheard by: i got coal….
General manager: If there's a problem report immediately, don't wait for an opportune moment.
Teenage intern: Is that a real word?
General manager: What? “Opportune”?
Teenage intern: No, “moment.”
Derry, New Hampshire
Employee to intern: That'll back me up for a month! I don't want your chocolate.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Chocolateer
Secretary to intern: How does your cat like tuna? I mean, he's never been to the ocean before.
Houston, Texas
Overheard by: I hate my desk
Guy intern: So what do you think about girl on girl?
Girl intern #1: I think a tongue is a tongue.
Guy intern: Hmmm? Okay–whatever floats your boat! (to girl intern #2) So what do you think about girl on girl?
Girl intern #2: I think my boat needs to be floating before a tongue is a tongue.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: angie c
