Intern to coworker: Cathy*'s never played a video game in her life!
Coworker to Cathy*: That's probably why you do poorly here; this is the corporate version of Frogger.
Boston, Massachusetts
Intern to coworker: Cathy*'s never played a video game in her life!
Coworker to Cathy*: That's probably why you do poorly here; this is the corporate version of Frogger.
Boston, Massachusetts
Intern: Why would he take a picture of an orange chicken?
Associate: That's his prostate.
Intern: Oh. That makes sense.
Beverly Hills, California
Male intern: I like slaw. You know what slaw is awesome with? Jerk. Nothing beats a good jerk and a slaw.
Markham
Canadia
Crazy office lady in middle of rant: Did you laugh during Watergate?
20-something intern: Dude, I was a sperm during Watergate.
Washington, DC
Intern: Are you still sick?
Female doctor with a deep chest cough: I just need to be pounded.
Manhattan, New York
Intern: North Korea is only the scariest country on the planet.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: Temp
Young female intern to male supervisor: Hey, Tom*, can I make your future baby?
Louisiana State University
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Accountant: I'm anti math.
Intern: Aren't you an accountant?
Kalamazoo, Michigan
Overheard by: Meg
Male systems analyst: Why don't you just finish that bottle of water? You've only got like two swallows left.
Female student intern: Oh, I've swallowed a lot more than that.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Boss: Wait,where did the desks go?
Female intern: Are there supposed to be desks?
Boss: What? That's like asking if trains should have seats!
Female intern: Should they?
Canary Wharf
London
England
