Girl stirring pasta : I have this weird thing where I won't eat it if it stinks.
Intern : That's what he said! Wooo!
Girl : No, that's not what he said. That's what I said and we're not talking about pussy!
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Neffanation
Girl stirring pasta : I have this weird thing where I won't eat it if it stinks.
Intern : That's what he said! Wooo!
Girl : No, that's not what he said. That's what I said and we're not talking about pussy!
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Neffanation
Office drone: I love that little guy on Charlie Brown. (pause) What's his name… dirt bag?
Intern: No, dumb ass… It's Pig-pen!
Mt. Sterling, Kentucky
Intern standing at fax machine to admin assistant: Yeah! I finished! It took me like 45 minutes! Do you guys fax a lot? I think I'll just make a phone call next time.
Seattle, Washington
Trainee: So, seriously, can we talk about poop some more?
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Angela
Intern to coworker: Cathy*'s never played a video game in her life!
Coworker to Cathy*: That's probably why you do poorly here; this is the corporate version of Frogger.
Boston, Massachusetts
Intern: Why would he take a picture of an orange chicken?
Associate: That's his prostate.
Intern: Oh. That makes sense.
Beverly Hills, California
Male intern: I like slaw. You know what slaw is awesome with? Jerk. Nothing beats a good jerk and a slaw.
Markham
Canadia
Crazy office lady in middle of rant: Did you laugh during Watergate?
20-something intern: Dude, I was a sperm during Watergate.
Washington, DC
Intern: Are you still sick?
Female doctor with a deep chest cough: I just need to be pounded.
Manhattan, New York
Intern: North Korea is only the scariest country on the planet.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: Temp
