Supervisor: Yes?
Temp: Are the dot by the letters and the dot by the numbers the same thing?
11405 Bluegrass Parkway
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: powerof3
Supervisor: Yes?
Temp: Are the dot by the letters and the dot by the numbers the same thing?
11405 Bluegrass Parkway
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: powerof3
Queer temp on phone: God, I hate Lynn*! I can never spend any long periods of time with her because we can never eat. Why does she have to be anorexic? Why can’t she just be bulimic so she can at least eat with me and then puke it all up later? Hell, she can even use my finger or toothbrush!
1515 Broadway
New York, New York
Overheard by: Jas
Male intern #1: Conor's sick, won't be in at all today.
Female intern: Is he really sick, or just too sick for work but not sick enough for drinks?
Male intern #2: Really? He liked Katy Perry on Facebook at about half nine! Can't be that sick…
Dublin
Ireland
Coworker: Did you watch The Office last night?
Temp: No, I was reading.
Coworker: Well, buddy, you’re working XYZ* Cable now. You better catch up so you know what we’re talking about.
Temp: I’m a temp, I’m done this week anyway.
Englewood, Colorado
Overheard by: Sixtwentysix
Intern, staring at document: Wow. So this guy was executed in Corcoran, and he had to sign for it?
Paralegal: No. ‘Executed at’ means that is where he signed it… You know, he signed it in Corcoran.
Intern: Ohhh.
311 Douty Street
Central Valley, California
Overheard by: californiatrinity
Australian guy: Pardon my language, but my last boss was such a cunt.
Intern: I feel like it’s more acceptable to say the C-bomb when you have an accent.
Spring Street
Oyster Bay, New York
HR boss to intern: I need your screwing skills now!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: HR Manager
Employee: So, we were going to mail all these invoices, but instead we’re going to fax them since our postage machine died. Just put them on here and press start.
Temp: Okay! Got it.
Temp begins faxing.
Employee: Um, you have to take them out of the envelopes first.
380 Interlocken Crescent
Broomfield, Colorado
Overheard by: Catherine
Apprentice: I choose to believe we evolved from badgers.
West Midlands
United Kingdom
Overheard by: Engineer
Marketing Manager: Do we have any more blue bins?
Summer minion: Oh my God, no! Those bins are disappearing like a fat kid on cake.
66 Wellington Street W
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
