Interns & Temps

Intern chick #1: You know, it bothers me going into a store to buy condoms. But I am equally troubled by the idea that even when I buy them online, someone has to physically stuff them into a box with the lube I ordered, and then ship it to my address. And they're there in some warehouse, thinking “Susie's getting laid tonight!”
Intern chick #2: You should look into Xanax.

Rochester, New York

Intern #1: Hey, are you going to the bathroom?
Intern #2: No, do you need me to?

633 3rd Avenue
New York, NY

Middle-aged manager: Whoa! You're new here!
Young female temp (making copies): Yeah, I just started on Monday, I'm a temp.
Middle-aged manager: Has anyone shown you the dead bodies yet?
Young female temp: Uh, no.
Middle-aged manager: Once the temps realize what creeps we are, they kill us.

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: a temp

Manager: So, how was your weekend?
Intern: Good. I cheated on my boyfriend with two guys.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: The Temp

Supervisor: What are you doing?
College kid #1: Spraying each other.
Supervisor: Do you know what is in those bottles?
College kid #2: No.
Supervisor: Why would you spray each other with something you don’t know?
College kid #2: It’s fun.
Supervisor: It’s acetone!
College kid #1: Is that like water or something?
Supervisor: God, I’m going back to my office.

465 Paul Road
Rochester, New York

Overheard by: Nick I

Boss: Remember that time I hit you with chicken? Man, that was awesome. I was just glad it didn’t happen your first day, becuase you would have quit or something…I’m still sorry about that, by the way.
Intern: It’s okay. I like getting hit with chicken.

16 W. 19th Street
New York, NY

Camera assistant: Your dog’s getting drunk off my pants.

Culver City, California

Temp girl: You’ll go on a date and sleep with random guys, but you won’t touch my nose?!

Watertown, Massachusetts

Overheard by: disgruntled

Temp: So maybe this’ll finally get the English fighting with us.

222 S. Riverside Plaza
Chicago, Illinois

Intern on phone: I'm milking this teabag for all it's worth.

Chicago, Illinois