Technician: Man, I gotta go grab a smoke. I’ve been upstairs mixing chemo for hours!
427 Victor Street
Lincolnton, North Carolina
Overheard by: Suzette Truesdell
Technician: Man, I gotta go grab a smoke. I’ve been upstairs mixing chemo for hours!
427 Victor Street
Lincolnton, North Carolina
Overheard by: Suzette Truesdell
General Manager: Let’s not forget that this week is World Breastfeeding Week.
34705 W 12 Mile Road
Farmington Hills, Michigan
Overheard by: Rebecca L Jones
Customer on phone: Can I get reimbursed for herbal remedies through my flexible spending account?
CSR #1: No. Holocaustic medicines are not eligible for reimbursement unless you receive them as part of doctor’s visit.
CSR #2: I think you meant holistic.
CSR #1: Whatever. Same thing.
2302 International Lane
Madison, Wisconsin
Manager, shaking leg after a slapping fart: Oh, that had a little meat to it…
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Male coworker: Colon cleansing will fix your insomnia.
Female coworker: Really?
Jacksonville, Florida
Overheard by: never heard that before
Visitor from another office: I gotta get my child support so I can get a pedicure.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: The Joys of Temping in Austin
Coworker #1: My stomach is upset today, I have the shits.
Coworker #2: Yeah, I like chips…
Pennsylvania
PhD #1: So we need to find babies who’s mothers smoked during their pregnancies.
PhD #2: What would be great is if we could find some pregnant women who smoke and monitor the fetus before, and a while after birth. But that’s kinda illegal and unethical.
PhD #1: Yeah, we can’t really encourage women to continue smoking while they’re pregnant.
30 South 2000 East
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: whitney
Obnoxious HR employee: I'm going to pick this up because it looks like poop.
Eugene, Oregon
Co-Worker #1: You look so different today.
Co-Worker #2: Yeah, I’m not drunk, I shaved, and I took a shower.
9603 Meridian Boulevard
Englewood, Colorado
