If There Are Complications, You Get a Set of Steak Knives

Patient: Do you offer any discounts if this is my second surgery?
Receptionist: Sure, we can throw in a free appendectomy or colonoscopy… Your choice.

Orange Avenue
Orlando, Florida

Posted on March 12, 2023
Default, Florida, Health & Hygiene, Medical, Offers and requests, Patients, Questions, Receptionists, Weirdness

Actually, He’s Just Hung Like a Bull Moose, and Word Gets Around

Attorney #1: You know David*, the blind prosecutor downtown?
Attorney #2: He’s the one who always gets the young, hot assistants, right?
Attorney #3: I don’t care what anyone says, that son of a bitch can see.

300 West Main Street
Louisville, Kentucky

Posted on March 9, 2023
Compliments, Health & Hygiene, Lawyers, Physical Appearance

When My Body Does Queef/ 'Tis Time for Some Beef

Receptionist on phone: My body always tells me when it's time for a piece of beef.

Fairchild Court
Plainview, New York

Posted on March 8, 2023
Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, New York, On the phone, Receptionists

…With Red and Green Ribbon

Coworker: Hey, I have a question.
Female coworker: Hold on a sec, I'm trimming my balls.

Fort Worth, Texas

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on March 4, 2023
Body Parts, Coworkers, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Texas, Weirdness

And I Don't Think That's How They Get Snakeskin Boots

Intern #1: Ew, skin falls off!
Intern #2: Leprosy's no joke, you guys.

Fashion Magazine
Manhattan, New York

Posted on February 18, 2023
Body Parts, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Interns & Temps, New York

Right Up There with the “Do You Need to Refrigerate Ketchup?” Debacle Of 1997

Visiting client, waiting for elevator: You're right. Putting shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle *is* more economical.
(jittery laughter)
Manager: It just makes sense, you know? Why have two when you can have just one?
Coworker, after client and manager get in elevator: That was the worst example of small talk I have ever heard.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on February 15, 2023
Bosses, Coworkers, Customers, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Illinois

5PM That’s a Wrap

Attorney: This work shit has got to stop. It’s really bringing me down.

301 Merritt Seven
Norwalk, Connecticut

Posted on January 28, 2023
Connecticut, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Lawyers, Legal, New England, Wishes

4PM On That Note, It’s the Weekend

Co-worker #1: What is a good exercise for the lower abs?
Co-worker #2: Well, I can think of one exercise that’s really good for the abs…
Co-worker #3: yeah, but only if he can last longer than 5 minutes.

The copy repairman pops out from under the copier.

Repairman: Well ladies, it’s been an entertaining afternoon.

8565 SW Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway
Portland, Oregon