Could Be a Good Thing– Is It Bacon?

Cube girl #1: I keep smelling food.
Cube girl #2: Maybe you’re having a stroke.
Cube girl #1: Nooooo!

Viking Drive
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Nicole

Posted on March 27, 2015
Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, Minnesota, Sensory Experiences

But It's Free, So Let's Stock Up!

Large GSR #1: That food stinks!
Larger GSR #2: I know, I can smell it with my mouth!

Charleston, South Carolina

Posted on March 26, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Meals and Snacks, South Carolina

And the Occasional Puppetry, Of Course.

Man on phone: I'm having surgery next week. (pause) I'm having penis enlargement surgery. (pause) Yeah, but I don't really use mine much anymore. It's good for taking a whiz, and that's about it.

Salt Lake City, Utah

Posted on March 26, 2015
Body Parts, Employees, Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Utah, Weirdness

Do You Think Our Product Caused Him to Explode?

Executive: So I ended up with the meth head’s blood all over my face.

8081 Wallace Road
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Posted on March 22, 2015
Body Parts, Executives, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Minnesota, Substance Use & Abuse

Who to Call: the HMO or HR?

Office dude: Ow! Son of a..!
Office chick: Oh, are you OK?
Office dude: I just banged my penis on the desk.

395 Hudson Street
New York, NY

Posted on March 21, 2015
Body Parts, Coworkers, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, New York

1PM Lunch

Partner: Tell me something. Does anyone around here care about me at all? I mean if I were to drop dead right here and now in the middle of the floor would just leave me lying there or at least push me into a dark corner?
Receptionist: I’m sure I could manage a little bit better than that.
Partner: Well, thank you. At least someone cares.

1218 Webster Street
Houston, Texas

Overheard by: Office Slave