Girl to friends: Whoa, it looks like I underestimated my boobs this morning. Does anyone have a safety pin?
Bloomfield, Connecticut
Girl to friends: Whoa, it looks like I underestimated my boobs this morning. Does anyone have a safety pin?
Bloomfield, Connecticut
Experienced woman: So, Chuck* came over last night and made me sit on his face.
Inexperienced woman: Why? Does that, like, help breathing or something?
21 Oak Street
Hartford, Connecticut
iPod chick #1: I told Lauren* to look hot today, we’ll see…
iPod chick #2: I know, it’s so hard for her. She can only look hot like once a month.
Waltham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Joe
Young guy to girl: I see you everyday and I'm completely unaffected.
Valparaiso, Indiana
Overheard by: jake
Girl #1: What's the point of a jock strap?
Girl #2: To keep your junk from flapping around.
Girl #1: I thought that's what cups were for?
Girl #3: No, that's a whole other purpose. Besides, why would you want a big ol' hard thing in between your legs?
Girl #1: There's so many ways I could answer that.
Kansas City, Missouri
Girl to friend: You don't have to use something as depressing as a rape crisis. You know, you can do like… battered women, girl power!
Portland, Maine
Teen girl: Oh my god, like, I’m so hyper! I think I have ADD. I can’t stop twitching!
Bystander: No, you just can’t stop feelin’ the rhythm.
Toronto
Canadia
Woman in elevator: Listen, I survived four years in Canada, I think I can survive your house.
Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York
Man #1: No, man, I'm telling you! You have really big toes!
Man #2: Thanks!
Solon, Ohio
Overheard by: David Anon
Woman #1: What are you doing for New Year's?
Woman #2: I don't have any plans yet, what about you?
Woman #1: Probably just sit at home and drink some wine.
Woman #2: Yeah, I did that last year, and I accidentally got completely bombed in front of my son, so I'm not doing that again.
Manhattan, New York
