…But This Is Missouri.

Girl #1: What's the point of a jock strap?
Girl #2: To keep your junk from flapping around.
Girl #1: I thought that's what cups were for?
Girl #3: No, that's a whole other purpose. Besides, why would you want a big ol' hard thing in between your legs?
Girl #1: There's so many ways I could answer that.

Kansas City, Missouri