At the Offices Of the Plumbers' Union

Young drone on cell: We were talking about my shirts and how my butt crack hangs out, then Mae* pulled on my shirt and ripped it… So yeah, that's what happened.

Delran, New Jersey

Overheard by: Bruce Banner

Posted on July 2, 2015
Body Parts, Clothes, Employees, New Jersey, Weirdness

This’ll Be Much Better Than Celeryfest

Male cube monkey #1: Are you excited about the spring dinner tomorrow?
Male cube monkey #2: Yeah man! It’s at a steakhouse.
Entire room: Steak! Steak! Steak! Steak!

Canal Park
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Posted on July 2, 2015
Coworkers, Cubicles, Default, Employees, Feelings, Massachusetts, Meals and Snacks, Questions

If I Say Yes, Will It Get Me to the Front Of the Line?

Hair stylist lady, picking up next client name and looking around waiting area filled with middle-aged men: Okay, I have to ask this. (reads from sheet) Paris?
(no response)
Hair stylist lady, reading again, even more incredulously: Peaches?

Supercuts
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Captain Craptacular

Posted on July 1, 2015
Employees, Massachusetts, Names, Questions

…Well, Have You Ever Babysat Before?

Cubicle drone on phone: So not only is it wild, but it's attached itself to you?

Plains, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 30, 2015
Animals, Employees, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Questions, Weirdness

My Inbox Is Nothing to Be Ashamed Of

Boss: What is all of this? My e-mail is overflowing with junk mail.
Manager: Just delete it all.
Manager, to assistant: You hear that, Jen*? You gotta keep your junk clean!
(silence followed by uncontrollable laughter)
Jen: That wasn't inappropriate at all.

Edmonton
Canadia

Posted on June 29, 2015
Body Parts, Bosses, Canadia, Employees, General Idiocy, Health & Hygiene, Internet, Questions

…This Is a Work Function and May Not Involve Pleasure Of Any Kind.

Guy introducing guest speaker at conference: Just a reminder: if you have a vibrator or cell phone, please turn it off now.

Richmond, Indiana

Posted on June 29, 2015
Employees, Indiana, On the phone, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality, Technology

Next Week, on Survivor!: Corporate America…

Desk rat: Oh… We’re out of coffee. (pause) I would rather kill everyone in this building than make a new batch.
(everyone turns to stare)
Desk rat: What? I didn’t say anything that you weren’t all thinking.

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Ren