Tell Her the Beds Of Nails Are Non-Negotiable

Insurance agent on phone: I don't care if she's a bleeder!

Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: maybe I do!

Posted on March 31, 2018
Employees, Health & Hygiene, Ohio, On the phone, Weirdness

How Barney the Dinosaur Comes Onto Chicks

Female employee, from her cube: Did you get use of Mr. Purple today?

Marlborough, Massachusetts

Posted on March 26, 2018
Colors, Employees, Massachusetts, Names, Questions, Weirdness

Yet They All Know Who Kendra Is. Shudder

Office girl #1: Did you hear that Kendra's man isn't on the Eagles anymore?
Office girl #2: They fired him?
Office girl #1: Hold on, let me check. (pause) Oh, nope. He's going to play for the Colts now.
Office girl #2: Where's that?
Office girl #1: I'm not sure.
Office girl #2: It sounds like it's somewhere cold.
Office girl #1: I have no clue.
Office girl #2: I'll google it. (pause) Indianapolis.
Office girl #1: Where's that?
Office girl #2: I don't know. I think that's north of here.
Office girl #1: Oh…
Office girl #2: Oh, it's in Indiana.

Morgantown, West Virginia

Overheard by: humble office drone

Posted on March 25, 2018
Employees, Geography & History, Music, Questions, Sports, West Virginia

With My Dreds

Admin: You need a haircut.
Service guy: I need to go club some baby seals.

Irvine, California

Overheard by: i just answer the phone…

Posted on March 19, 2018
Admins, Animals, California, Employees, Physical Appearance, Violence, Weirdness

That's What He Said!

Manager: Can you find these three files in our system?
Ditzy librarian: Sure. It'll either take me five minutes, or longer than five minutes.

Mississauga
Ontaro
Canadia

Posted on March 17, 2018
Bosses, Canadia, Employees, General Idiocy, Offers and requests, Time Management

…And I Never Looked Back

Employee to another: Oh, now I remember: I bought my first bong and my first Chinese throwing star at that same place.

Point Comfort, Texas

Overheard by: (Not As) White Trash

Posted on March 11, 2018
Compare and contrast, Employees, Texas, Violence, Weirdness

Is Anyone Feeling a Little Dirty After All This Pie Talk?

Cashier, answering phone: Hello, Baker’s Square. [Pause.]Cashier, incredulous: Do we sell pies? [Pause.]Cashier, boastful: We were voted best pies in the world, we entered a contest and won. [Pause.]Cashier, sober: Yes, we sell pies. [Pause.]Cashier, indignant: A barbecue pie? I never heard of such a thing in my entire life. [Pause.]Cashier, impatient: Ma’am, did you have a specific question? I’m pretty busy. [Pause.]Cashier, puzzled: [Hangs up.]

Silicon Valley, California

Overheard by: My Good Ear