Cubicle dweller, shouting: It's huge, and then you have to figure out where to put it.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: LaurenJ
Cubicle dweller, shouting: It's huge, and then you have to figure out where to put it.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: LaurenJ
Worker #1: Say what you want about me, I get shit fucking done.
Worker #2: Yes, you are an excellent shit fucker.
Boca Raton, Florida
Peon: Don't get stoned with two birds in one throw. (pause) Wait…
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Boss: At least we aren't in Tahiti!
Marketing guy: Tahiti?
Boss: Yeah, I heard they had a bad storm there.
Marketing guy: I didn't hear about that.
Boss: Oh… I think it was an earthquake actually.
Marketing guy: Uh-huh. You mean Haiti?
Boss: Yeah, that's it. An earthquake in Haiti.
Beachwood, Ohio
Overheard by: ~The Cleveland Kid
Postal worker: Alright, “express” means this package is guaranteed to arrive by 3 pm tomorrow.
Customer: Is that free?
Postal worker: Ain't nothing free, ma'am. Ain't nothing free. $18.74, ma'am. Dig deep, now. Dig deep.
Post Office
Beaufort, South Carolina
Overheard by: Connie
Assistant: No weeping! There's no weeping allowed in publishing!
Baltimore, Maryland
Cube monkey: I feel like I can't go to the bathroom by myself anymore.
Chicago, Illinois
Manager to gay employee: If you were a man, you'd understand.
Gay employee: Uhhhh… (head tilt)
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: silent bystander, slowly backing away
Employee #1: I am very observational.
Employee #2: You mean “observant.”
Employee #1: No, I mean I notice everything that goes on in this office.
Rochester, New York
Overheard by: Stephanie Wells
