Male employee: Just came over to check and see how cool it is over on this side.
Female employee #1: It gets warmer the further down the room you get.
Female employee #2: You can sit under my desk, it's really cool under there, you can just have a seat all day.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: b
Office girl: I think any merry-go-round involving drilldoes is not a merry-go-round I want to partake in.
Brookline, Massachusetts
Office girl, calling boss on phone: Hey! Uh… Help me out here. What's that research called that they're doing with the baby fetuses?
Boss: Umm… What?
Office girl: Did I lose you?
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: freudian flip
Office girl on phone: I know, she's such a fucking whore! Oh, I really shouldn't swear in public. (pause) Yeah, but you're allowed to swear, you're at a train station. You get a different clientele at train stations to libraries…
Wollongong Library
New South Wales
Australia
Overheard by: Smootle
Manager: Now why are we being sued on this one?
Employee: Because our client was at fault for the accident.
Manager: We have such idiots for clients! Where the hell do we find such morons to buy insurance from us in the first place?!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Cubicle occupant, after atrocious noises come from bathroom: Oh, Jesus.
Sympathetic lady in next cubicle: Ah, shit happens, sweetie.
London
England
Employee #1: What would you be? A zombie or a zombie hunter?
Employee #2: I think I'd just be a victim.
Employee #1: A vampire?
Employee #3, derisively: Vampires aren't real.
Chico, California
Overheard by: Dinah
Worker: It's not sexual harassment if it's implied.
Orange County, California
Overheard by: Kristina
Employee, moving into new office holding up jar of green seeds: Is this marijuana?
Vienna, Virginia
