Sadly They're All Pigs, and I'm Jewish

Office lady: I'm so hungry, I could eat a man!

West Perth
Australia

Overheard by: A Man

Posted on November 17, 2010
Australia, Compare and contrast, Employees, Meals and Snacks

Before They Became Unfashionable

Faculty member, leading prospective student on tour: This was when we used to have emotions.

Simmons College
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Not Yet Dead Inside

Posted on November 10, 2010
Education, Employees, Feelings, Massachusetts, Students

Why the FDA Exists: Explained.

Canadian: Are you using the same water bottle from two months ago?
Brit: Yeah, so?
Canadian: You know the particles break down and become carcinogens, right?
Brit: That's how I get strong.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on November 10, 2010
Employees, Health & Hygiene, New York, Questions

But Didn't He Watch a Lot Of Gossip Girl While He Was in Here?

Social worker to intake nurse: The patient has a history of mental retardation.
Intake nurse: Has he always been retarded?
(long pause)
Social worker: I'm pretty sure it's not a result of his hospitalization!

Minnesota

Posted on November 3, 2010
Employees, Health & Hygiene, Minnesota, Nurses, Questions

Beer Makes All the Difference, I Find

Office assistant: The Mexican they teach in school is way different than what real Mexicans use.

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Posted on October 13, 2010
Compare and contrast, Employees, General Idiocy, Language barrier, Oklahoma

Ad: This Is Your Brain on NASCAR

Office drone: During NASCAR I'm the designated driver, because I'm on drugs!

Sand Springs, Oklahoma

Posted on October 12, 2010
Employees, Oklahoma, Sports, Substance Use & Abuse, Weirdness

…Not Just Physically, but Emotionally?

Office lady to friend: When you went with me for pedicures, were you with me?

Oakland, California

Overheard by: Alchemist George

Posted on October 4, 2010
California, Employees, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Questions

Time to Get a Court Order and Change the Locks, Honey

Lady in elevator: And then I laid there and thought about what I'd do if he really killed someone.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Rachel

Posted on October 1, 2010
Crimes, Death, Employees, Oregon, Violence, Weirdness

…Right Between My Legs.

Cube girl, answering phone: This is Julia*.
Voice on phone: Pussy, pussy.
Cube girl: Oh my god, John*! (her husband) I have you on speaker!

Anchorage, Alaska

Posted on September 29, 2010
Alaska, Body Parts, Employees, Family, On the phone, Sexuality, Weirdness

But I Can't Talk About It 'til After the Trial.

Employee #1: You know, what happened on Friday is really the thing that brings me back day after day.
Employee #2: Was it something that happened to your bank account?
Employee #1: Yes, ma'am.

Birmingham, Alabama

Posted on September 23, 2010
Alabama, Employees, Feelings, Money

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