Guy in next office: I don't believe in marriage. Women just take your money.
Beverly Hills, California
Guy in next office: I don't believe in marriage. Women just take your money.
Beverly Hills, California
Office worker: Well, I can't wait to diddle someone else…
East Hartford, Connecticut
Overweight female employee: I can't have more than two cupcakes because I'm on a diet.
Marlborough, Massachusetts
Employee: So, we were going to mail all these invoices, but instead we’re going to fax them since our postage machine died. Just put them on here and press start.
Temp: Okay! Got it.
Temp begins faxing.
Employee: Um, you have to take them out of the envelopes first.
380 Interlocken Crescent
Broomfield, Colorado
Overheard by: Catherine
Lady in large party: How can you remember all of this?
Waiter: The longer I stand here, the less I remember.
Restaurant
Placerville, California
Worker bee: Your poor interpersonal communication skills are not my fault. They are my problem, because I have to deal with you, but they are not my fault.
519 Westport Parkway
Grapevine, Texas
Overheard by: DeadEyeDusty
Cockney waitress to customer: We haven't got any chicken sandwiches, but I can do an impersonation!
Rye
England
