That Would Do It, All Right

Employee #1: I don’t understand what his problem is…
Employee #2: His problem? He’s low-level and he’s stupid.

Louisville, Kentucky

Overheard by: CB

Posted on October 16, 2014
Default, Employees, General Idiocy, Insults, Kentucky, Office Politics

We’ve Had a Few, Um, Odor Complaints

Sales agent: She can kiss my butt!
Manager: Oh, speaking of which…

Beacon Street
Newton, Massachusetts

Posted on October 14, 2014
Body Parts, Default, Employees, Massachusetts, Sales, Sexuality

You Never Outgrow Your Devotion to the Insane Clown Posse

Employee: Sir, the password to your account is?
Man: J-u-g-g-a-l-o.
Wife: God, that's so embarrassing.

Pleasanton, California

Overheard by: Stephen

Posted on October 13, 2014
California, Customers, Employees, Music, Questions, Words

Penis Butter

40-year-old male, after reading joke about KY jelly: I don't get it. What is KY jelly?

Richmond, Virginia

Posted on October 12, 2014
Employees, Questions, Sexuality, Virginia

Where’s Your Serenity Now, Suzy?

Account chick: Okay… Who wrote “boobs” in my zen garden?

Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: Minding my own business

Posted on October 12, 2014
Anger management, Default, Employees, Questions, Utah, Words

We Were Supposed to Put It in?

Salesman, about file cabinet key: I know it didn't work. I was there when she tried it.
Worker: Did she push it all the way in?

Piedmont, South Carolina

Overheard by: Ape

Posted on October 12, 2014
Employees, General Idiocy, Questions, Sales, South Carolina

Oh, Stop Fishing for Compliments

Desk worker #1: I think we need something new in our lobby.
Desk worker #2: I could use a new rack. Mine’s all worn out. See how this just hangs?

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: institution of higher education

Posted on October 12, 2014
Body Parts, Coworkers, Employees, Feelings, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Physical Appearance, Sexuality, Wishes

Or Am I Thinking Of the Kid from Life Goes On?

Cube dweller: We fly Qantas because it's safe, like it's never crashed. You know, like that guy Forest Gump who would only fly Qantas.

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: GGary

Posted on October 11, 2014
Accidents, Australia, Cinema, Employees, Travel

I'm Finding This Conversation Increasingly Tough to Swallow

Young secretary #1: I don't understand why men are all interested in cougars now.
Young male employee: Mmmmm… cougars.
Young secretary #2: There's a Greek quote that says the older chicken is juicier.
Young secretary #1: Yeah… But isn't it harder to chew?

Lausanne
Switzerland

Overheard by: You lost me at juicier.

Posted on October 11, 2014
Admins, Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Employees, Europe, Sexuality

For the Same Reason a Horse Hates the Bit

New guy: It felt really weird when I put it in my mouth, and I don't know… I didn't like it.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: The WC

Posted on October 9, 2014
Body Parts, Employees, Feelings, Meals and Snacks, New York, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality, Weirdness

Employees