A customer is on speakerphone.
Customer: Which one is the spacebar?
Co-worker: How can you not know where the spacebar is?
Customer: I’m not good with computers.
Co-worker: But you’ve used a typewriter before, haven’t you?
Customer: Yeah, so?
460 Hillside Avenue
Needham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: S. Griffin
Office worker: Are my eyebrows falling out?
New Orleans, Louisiana
Male employee to female employee: It’s like you’re stuck in a really bad version of The Devil Wears Prada, except this time the devil wears Lane Bryant stretch pants…
75 Hawthorne Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: At Least I Wear H&M…
Gas station attendant: Yeah, but that was before. Now she just looks like a Mexican.
Cutlerville, Michigan
Helpful librarian: Here is an explanation of the changes a boy goes through, and masturbation.
Shocked redfaced teen: No, I said books on emancipation!
Ceres, California
Boss, sending a sick employee home: You are so stubborn, I told you not to come in today.
Employee: I didn’t know I was sick, I just thought I didn’t feel good.
Long Beach, California
Lackey: I'm secure in my masculinity. I can wear balls on my head.
Memphis, Tennesee
Overheard by: Rabbit
Concerned office lady: I had a bottle of cranberry juice in the fridge of the cafeteria with my name on it, and it disappeared. The problem is, it was a mixture of cranberry juice and some of my cancer treatment drugs. I hope no one drank it.
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: No Longer Thirsty
Cube worker preparing to take flu medicine (to the tune of Monty Python's Spam Song): Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, wonderful drugs, glorious drugs.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Fyathy Rio
