Food court employee #1: I think I have a lizard tail growin’ out of my butt!
Food court employee #2: Oh, I see it!
Allegheny College
Meadville, Pennsylvania
Food court employee #1: I think I have a lizard tail growin’ out of my butt!
Food court employee #2: Oh, I see it!
Allegheny College
Meadville, Pennsylvania
Female employee to boss: I think those are spider monkeys! My friend had two…
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Creative Bunny
PA walking down corridor and pushing trolley: Danger is my business! (grins manically at passing colleagues)
Ultimo
Australia
Girl hanging up phone: Jeff just called and said to tell you he found it.
Aspen, Colorado
Young museum volunteer: And I had to listen to the other kids talking about masturbation for an hour.
Museum employee: Yuck. You’re probably the sanest person in your school.
Young museum volunteer: I know! I wish I could just… stab them all in the neck.
Kellogg Avenue
St. Paul, Minnesota
Incompetent data entry clerk: What can we do to fix this misunderstanding on my part?
St. Louis, Missouri
Super-hyper guy: If anyone ever saw what I did to my peanut butter, then they definitely wouldn't want it!
Austin, Texas
Male Debt Collector #1: …I’m pretty sexist.
Male Debt Collector #2: I’m not sexist, I’m just realistic.
Magill
South Australia
Australia
Overheard by: Ilse
Office drone #1: Yeah, I was totally born only five minutes after midnight.
Office drone #2: That's so much better than me, in the afternoon. Afternoon is boring. Hey boss, what time you were born?
Manager: Probably when angels started crying? How the fuck should I know? I wasn't born with a watch and cognitive thinking.
Columbus, Ohio
Peon: I’ve never seen a real-life fire before… Except for the one I started when I was in college.
40th Street and 8th Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: Whatever
