CSR: This is my senior picture in high school.
Manager: You were a cheerleader?
CSR: Yeah.
Manager: What happened?
730 International Parkway
Richardson, Texas
Overheard by: El Gee
CSR: This is my senior picture in high school.
Manager: You were a cheerleader?
CSR: Yeah.
Manager: What happened?
730 International Parkway
Richardson, Texas
Overheard by: El Gee
CSR #1: I don't think I can carpool with Meg* anymore.
CSR #2: Why?
CSR #1: Well, Meg* either doesn't know how to wipe her ass properly or she decides to let a ripper go right before I get in her car. Either way, it's just too much to deal with.
Manitoba
Canadia
Overheard by: Wooderson
CSM, on holiday preparations: My family makes me want to smuggle drugs in my ass.
Hailey, Idaho
CSR: You're from Canada?
Employee: Yep.
CSR: I love it there. I went to Montreal once. It was really nice. I haven't been to Quebec yet, though.
Montclair, New Jersey
CSR guy: I swear to God, if [Becca] wasn’t pregnant I would have tackled her.
515 N State Street
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Cube Monkey
Passenger: Is this flight going to be full?
CSR #1: Yes, we expect a full flight today, sir.
Passenger: Why is that?
CSR #1: Um… well, I guess a lot of people made reservations, sir.
Passenger: Uh…No, I mean, it’s Tuesday. People don’t fly on Tuesdays.
CSR # 2, whispering to coworker: Wow! A talking dog!
Avenida Tael S/N, MEX (Mexico City International Airport)
Overheard by: Trece
Bank customer service rep, about landscapers outside: Those guys are blowing again? That's twice in one day!
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: that IS what she said.
Voice on PA: Attention, Barnes and Noble shoppers, will the customer looking for the ‘Bataan Death March’ please come to the Children’s Department? Thank you.
Southlake, Texas
Customer: How much for a bulk load of cedar mulch?
Teen cashier: Uhhh… it’s about 50 dollars per yard.
Customer: What’s topsoil?
Teen cashier: It’s like dirt.
350 Goose Lane
Guilford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Donde Esta
Customer: I didn’t realize that I was eligible for this discount!
CSR: Well, we talk about the discount right on the cover letter.
Customer: Well, it’s not right on the application!
CSR: We can’t put it on the application, but sir, it’s right there in the second paragraph of the cover letter.
Customer: But some of us are lazy and don’t read the cover letter!
CSR: I’m not trying to be rude, but we can’t help it if you don’t read what we send you.
181 West Madison Street
Chicago, Illinois
