Worker #1: This has high-fructose corn syrup.
Worker #2: So you’re drinking colored sugar water.
Worker #1: This doesn’t even contain water.
Worker #2: What’s the first ingredient?
Worker #1: Oh.
1 Liberty Plaza
New York, NY
Worker #1: This has high-fructose corn syrup.
Worker #2: So you’re drinking colored sugar water.
Worker #1: This doesn’t even contain water.
Worker #2: What’s the first ingredient?
Worker #1: Oh.
1 Liberty Plaza
New York, NY
Cube dweller: So, do you have any policies about bodily functions?
1800 City Circle
Las Vegas, Nevada
Office hoochie #1: I think that you kissed my mama is sick!
Office hoochie #2: I'm sick? I'm not the one getting penis warmers for Christmas! You're the sick one!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Wishes I had a video camera
Excited coworker: Cool, you have a French accent!
Office mover: I am from Iran.
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Coworker to self: I can’t perpetuate this freak show.
West Superior Street
Chicago, Illinois
Teller #1: How am I over my cash limit? I just transferred you $30,000!
Teller #2: Did you put the transfer through right?
Teller #1: Yeah! I had $60,000. How am I still over my limit of $20,000?
Teller #2: You had $60,000.
Teller #1: Yes.
Teller #2: And you transferred me $30,000.
Teller #1: Uh huh.
Teller #2: What does that leave you with?
Teller #1: Oooooh…
Buffalo, New York
Overheard by: They handle your money, people!
Female coworker: … And you know what she did? She went to hug me, and when she did they shot her.
1250 Broadway
New York, New York
Coworker: I should ask Mary if I could trade my pink one for her white one.
Richardson, Texas
Office worker #1: But we don't have any hard data for that.
Office worker #2: Don't worry, we'll just make up some numbers for the presentation.
Plano, Texas
