Coworker in response to email she just got: Oh my god, Sandy*, you stupid whore.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: other side of the cube
Coworker in response to email she just got: Oh my god, Sandy*, you stupid whore.
Portland, Oregon
Overheard by: other side of the cube
Worker #1: He figured out how to take the “this was sent from a BlackBerry” message off, so he can email and nobody knows he’s not in the office.
Worker #2: Gosh, he’s sneaky.
900 3rd Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Duncan
Office monkey #1: I am so mad at John. I just scheduled three meetings for him on Thursday morning. Don't ask me how I pulled that rabbit out of my ass!
Office monkey #2: Wow…where'd you get the expression “pulling a rabbit out of your ass?”
Office monkey #1: Because pulling a rabbit out of a hat is easy!
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Wondering how to pull a rabbit out…
Coworker to another who has just joined the conversation: And then we segued into Lucky Charms…
Raleigh, North Carolina
Office girl #1: Oh, okay, I thought you were going to say something like “and then the video was a porno.”
Office girl #2: No, it was more disturbing, I wish it had been a porno!
Guy: Porno? You were in a porno?
Office girl #1: What? No!
Guy: Oh! Wait, have you been to college yet?
Office girl #2: Um, no.
Guy: Oh, I thought we were about to share a moment here.
Chicago, Illinois
Coworker #1: You know what time I go to lunch! Why’d you wait ’til I was gone to bring your [pregnant] wife by to say hello?
Coworker #2: How am I supposed to control when a woman comes?
1252 Memorial Drive
Coral Gables, Florida
Overheard by: So far so good…
Coworker dissing fire-making skills on Survivor: I would learn to light a fire before I went. I would have to stick the matches up my cooch.
Portland, Oregon
Manager #1 (barely audible): Hey bud, did you go snowmobiling this weekend?
Manager #2 (yelling): Yeah man, I rode it all weekend and thought of you the whole time!
Bellevue City Center
Bellevue, Washington
Female employee #1: You wouldn't believe the number of loan apps on my desk today–it's brutal.
Female employee #2: Yeah, it's either fast or famine around here…fast or famine.
Albany, New York
Manager: Alyssa calls burritos “burros.” What's the difference? I've always heard it called “burrito.” What do you call it?
Graphic artist and authentic Mexican: “Taco grande.”
Web designer and office coquette: That was my nickname in high school.
Sex Toy Company
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: Looks like Diva
