Office Manager: How do you spell “Useta”?
Co-worker: Use it in a sentence.
Office Manager: I “useta” drink Cokes; now I only drink water.
Co-worker: That is an Arkansas word.
1700 Westpark Drive
Little Rock, Arkansas
Office Manager: How do you spell “Useta”?
Co-worker: Use it in a sentence.
Office Manager: I “useta” drink Cokes; now I only drink water.
Co-worker: That is an Arkansas word.
1700 Westpark Drive
Little Rock, Arkansas
20-something female coworker, about guy he's met online: He's so smart. He uses real sentences, with real words, with real punctuation!
Grandview Heights, Ohio
Overheard by: Rich Hamburglar
Co-worker #1: I swear, you’d think we never eat the way we jump on the free food.
Co-worker #2: If it weren’t for work I don’t think I would eat.
Co-worker #1: Yeah, but I always forget and eat and then I have to eat again when it’s free.
Co-worker #2: Not me. I wait for it. But sometimes that’s bad, ’cause like, then one day I’ll be hungry and I’ll be all like, “Why didn’t you guys have a meeting today?!”
640 5th Avenue
New York, NY
Male coworker, after giving himself makeshift manicure using staple remover: So I guess I'm not too good at that.
Female manager: Are you bleeding? Well, suck on it before you get an infection… and stop touching yourself!
Male coworker, whimpering: Aaaww…
Female manager: Gross!
San Diego, California
Overheard by: that's why you pay people to do that…
Cube girl #1: Do you have change for a ten?
Cube girl #2: Do I look like a stripper?
Stratford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Deek
Nurse #1: Oh my god, what’s wrong with your face?!
Nurse #2: Um… Nothing.
Nurse #1: … Oh.
Kansas
Overheard by: Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
Office drone: I'm totally gay for Matthew Fox.
Illinois
Guy #1: What’s “RedHat”?
Guy #2: That’s Linux.
Guy #1: The operating system?
Guy #2: Yeah, it’s just another name for it.
Guy #1: Like “Firefox”?
244 Wood Street
Lexington, Massachusetts
Repair man: Hey, do you know anything about the broken ice machine on the 4th floor?
Doorman: Yeah, it needs to get fixed.
53rd & 7th
New York City, New York
Overheard by: fix the ice
Co-worker: We had Burger King breakfast in Mexico and it had refried beans and peppers in the eggs.
Manager: They were probably goat’s eggs, not chicken eggs.
9353 Jefferson Highway
Maple Grove, Minnesota
