I Don’t Know, but I Do Know He Is Definitely Not the Father

Coworker #1: You know what time I go to lunch! Why’d you wait ’til I was gone to bring your [pregnant] wife by to say hello?
Coworker #2: How am I supposed to control when a woman comes?

1252 Memorial Drive
Coral Gables, Florida

Overheard by: So far so good…