Co-Worker, trying to catch a mouse loose in the office: Bill*, he’s under your desk! Try to catch him!
Bill: Why? Is he going to lay an egg or something?
4613 Philips Highway
Jacksonville, Florida
Overheard by: Miss Kitty
Co-Worker, trying to catch a mouse loose in the office: Bill*, he’s under your desk! Try to catch him!
Bill: Why? Is he going to lay an egg or something?
4613 Philips Highway
Jacksonville, Florida
Overheard by: Miss Kitty
Coworker: No… Honestly, if you give a man enough estrogen and provide enough nipple stimulation, he will produce milk.
Wellington
New Zealand
Dev: Well, what you have to do is–
QA: Wait, wait. Can you start at the beginning?
Dev: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
QA: …
1600 Clarkson Road
Chesterfield, Missouri
Executive assistant: Does anyone have a dictionary?
Coworker: No, but it is online. You can just go to dictionary.com, or Google dictionary.
Executive assistant: That sounds too hard for me. Can you just e-mail me the link?
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: I can't belive she gets paid more than me
Coworker on phone: He had two career ideas: one was to start an internet porn site, and the other was to become a priest.
Syracuse, New York
Coworker #1: You should use the clap method.
Coworker #2: Me and the clap just don't mix.
Washington, DC
Office worker: I haven’t heard from him since the last time we talked.
4526 11th Ave NE
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: James eDropper
Coworker #1: Rio de Janeiro just won the vote to host the 2016 Olympic Games.
Coworker #2: Is that like a perfume?
Charles City, Iowa
50-year-old secretary to another: You know, if you need a uterus, you can have mine. It's all flappy and old.
Middle School
Larchmont, New York
Overheard by: Lil' Bill
