Coworker #1: You know, it's a lot warmer in my office than the rest of the floor. Is the a/c on?
Coworker #2: Um, maybe it's because your window is open?
Boston, Massachusetts
Coworker #1: You know, it's a lot warmer in my office than the rest of the floor. Is the a/c on?
Coworker #2: Um, maybe it's because your window is open?
Boston, Massachusetts
Mom to son: Once again, she wasn’t stabbing you!
Exiting Doctor’s Office
Campbell, California
Overheard by: Sami
Boss: Yeah, the credit card rates were higher than the balls of a giraffe.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Nance
Employee: It's scary when your own government is telling you that the unemployment rate will raise and economy will worsen.
Friend: Hmm. Debatable.
Employee: It's like your parents telling you that you're going to be a junkie in the coming year.
Piscataway, New Jersey
Overheard by: Caroline
Random bitter Republican: Well, I don't think Rush Limbaugh is really far right conservative, I think he's pretty moderate.
Oregon, Ohio
Overheard by: Flying Turtle
Title clerk #1: Are those Doritos spicy?
Title clerk #2: Oh, they're only spicy when you eat them.
New Philadelphia, Ohio
Overheard by: ORLY?
Coworker #1: You know, shoot them with shotguns, like with tranquilizers.
Coworker #2: Bang! Bang! (makes shotgun motions)
Coworker #3: That's how the doctor put in my IUD.
Omaha, Nebraska
Male coworker, pointing at big sweater: This is Irish!
Female Irish-American coworker, pointing at crotch: So is this!
Male coworker: Because it’s freckly and smells like Guinness?
Austin, Texas
Sales manager: Sometimes I think I’m having a panic attack. And then I realize I just have to poop.
Nashville, Tennessee
Seven-year-old daughter on speakerphone: I saw a cute mother-daughter necklace at the store. It said “if daughters were flowers I'd still pick you.” See, mom? I'm like a flower! I smell sweet!
Mother: Yeah, and when you die, I'll throw you away.
Pryor, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Danielle
