…or a Pair Of Handcuffs

Girl to friends: Whoa, it looks like I underestimated my boobs this morning. Does anyone have a safety pin?

Bloomfield, Connecticut

Posted on August 13, 2016
Body Parts, Clothes, Connecticut, Friends, Offers and requests

Now That Was a Happy Hour

Female employee, preparing for office happy hour: Do any of you have a bottle opener for the beer?
Male employee #1: He does.
Male employee #2: No, I don't.
Male employee #1: Yes you do, isn't there one on your belt buckle or key chain?
Male employee #2: Uhhh… No.
Male employee #1: Really? I'd swear that last time we did this, you took something out of your pants that did the job very well for her.

Kansas City, Missouri

Posted on June 9, 2016
Body Parts, Clothes, Coworkers, Drinking, Missouri, Offers and requests, Sexuality

…As I Had Requested in That Inter-Office Memo.

Woman exiting bathroom stall to woman washing her hands at sink: Shirley! I like you! You've filled out your jeans!

Chesapeake, Virginia

Posted on June 8, 2016
Body Parts, Clothes, Compliments, Coworkers, Physical Appearance, Restroom, Virginia

So I Did

Dollar store sales clerk to another: Did you hear that customer? She tried to return panties, I told her she couldn't, so she said “you can smell them if you want”!

Lawrence, Massachusetts